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Fancy a Valentine’s feast with a difference, something a bit more stimulating? You could try the usual aphrodisiacs like oysters or asparagus - or you could start your day with something that’ll slip down a little easier and tick all the right boxes on its way, because this year’s food of love is… porridge. Rude Health’s Fruity Date porridge, to be precise.

Porridge might not be the first thing you think of when looking for a saucy snack but spend breakfast-time getting your lips around something hot and yummy and you can boost your libido to boot. Rude Health’s Fruity Date Porridge is naturally iron-rich and energy-boosting so it gives you extra stamina. Its British organic oats also enhance libido by helping to re-balance your testosterone and oestrogen and with low levels of this stuff putting you off sex altogether, you wouldn’t want to be going short on Valentine’s Day.

Fruity Date porridge is also crammed with caramelised dates that will not only taste great but will set your sex-hormones racing with their high levels of potent potassium.

With the addition of succulent pieces of apple and apricot and a titillating hint of cinnamon all wrapped up in beautiful, environmentally friendly packaging, this combination could be the most romantic breakfast you’ll ever eat.

If you wanted to get a little closer you could even take things to the bathroom. Anecdotal evidence suggests that oats are the perfect bath time buddy to give your skin that extra healthy glow. Fill a sock or stocking with porridge oats and place in water for 20 minutes, sit back and enjoy. We wouldn’t recommend eating them when you’re done but that’s your call.

This Fruity Date won’t let you down when you need a quick morning pick-me-up; in fact, it’s so rudely scrumptious that once you try it you’ll want to make a life-long commitment. And with its generous portions of mouth-watering organic fruit and no added salt or sugar in sight, even your mother will be proud of your new breakfast partner.

Rude Health’s Fruity Date Porridge is available now in your local Co-op, deli, health food store and veggie box scheme costing around £4.95 for a 1kg bag. If you prefer, you can also buy online at the Rude Health website


For Further Rude Health Fruity Date Porridge information, images or scrumptious samples please drop Jemma or Laura a line:

Tel: 0117 906 4528 or 0117 906 4549

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What is Rude Health?

Rude Health Organic Foods was set up by a bunch of foodies in 2005 with one simple aim: to make breakfast cereals that they wanted to eat. This means that everything Rude Health makes has to be wholesome, organic, sustainable, good for you and, of course, totally scrumptious.

For further information on Rude Health and their delicious range of breakfast products you can visit the website

Fruity Date Porridge

As well as 25% fruit, every spoonful of Fruity Date Porridge blends the irresistible flavours of caramelised dates, organic apricot, apple and a hint of cinnamon, with British organic oats and oatmeal.

Rude Health use only the best ingredients and don’t add anything to their foods – that means no added salt or sugar, no artificial flavourings or preservatives and no GM ingredients.

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