As we enter the season of office parties & the frenetic run up to Christmas, www.SnogLondon.com unwraps a stocking full of Secret Santas.
Without the constraints of price, availability, and even reality! what would people give as Secret Santa gifts? www.SnogLondon.com, which offers members the opportunity to send virtual Secret Santa gifts, has drawn together some of the choice gifts currently being sent to friends, colleagues and potential dates.
We've omitted some of the more mainstream gifts (bottle of champagne, bunch of flowers, Christmas cake etc.) to reveal the more flirty, bizarre and downright dirty! So here's where we lift the lid on the gifts people would give given the chance...
Brad Pitt in a box: a natural sequel to Johnny Depp in a box.
Teleportation machine: cut out all this hanging about in virtual space and come on over right this minute.
Womble zapper: pesky Wombles getting you down? Orinoco starting to grate your nerves? Humane, fast and effective... the Womble zapper is for you!
Giraffe's toe: similar to a rabbit's foot in that it gives you good luck, but far far cooler and can double up as a back scratcher! x
Self-Slapper: kicks (or slaps) into action just at the point when you're about to say or do things you know you really shouldn't at the Christmas party. Saves blushes all round. Visible only to oneself. Only drawback - can only be used once.
Roulette wheel: so that you never again have to decide what to do here's a handy roulette wheel that can be taken anywhere and will forever stop you having to make any complicated, or for that matter simple, decisions.
Chest of Rawers: invisible hand which finds its way inside a shirt and pulls away a handful of chest hair then runs back down the shirt and disappears, leaving the hairy one bemused, raw and not half so cocky.
Big Green Hairy Monster Scarer: so you can eat your sweeties in peace!
Christmas Rabbit: this one's rampant and is looking for a good home and is most definitely not chocolate. A must have (stocking) filler.
Really Good Porn!: a bumper package of it from me to you!
So when you're thinking what to get your boss or the person in accounts you've had your eye on, ditch the Roses and travel through time and space to deliver a truly unique Secret Santa. The only limitation is your imagination. And if you're about to open your Secret Santa, think hard about who it may have come from and make sure you're wearing gloves!
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