Following recent reports of alien spaceships spotted over London and a sighting in New Jersey on Google Earth’s new technology, we can reveal that aliens HAVE landed in London this week.
This image, taken just this morning in London’s Oxford Circus, clearly shows extra terrestrials are among us. We managed to catch a few words with our alien visitor, who goes by the name of Joe, to see if he could shed any light on the recent sightings and more importantly why he is here.
“You’re all so depressed what with this economic crisis,” said Joe. “You Brits need a bit of cheering up – which is why I’m here. You all need to get away from it all and I know just the place that will get rid of the gloom. We always holiday in Alberta in Canada – world heritage sites, the Canadian Rockies, and an official UFO landing pad. What more could you need?
“As for the sightings, that’s easy to clear up”, explained Joe. ”The spaceships seen over London were dropping me off. They were on their way over to Alberta where we usually holiday when we’re on Earth – which probably clarifies why Alberta is a hotbed of UFO activity. It’s very popular with us intergalactic visitors.
“The chap seen in New Jersey was my Great Uncle who always gets lost wherever we go. I’m heading back to Alberta on Thursday 9th, so will be out and about in London on the 6th and 8th. I love meeting new earthlings – come say hi!”
To find out more about Joe, log on to www.joescampaign.co.uk.
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Notes to Editors:
· Joe will be available for photos as he will be sightseeing in London on Wednesday 15th and Thursday 16th April
· For high res images in jpeg format, please email email@example.com
· To track down Joe in London, contact Simon Branney on 07764 990068
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